BERNHARDT
J. HURWOOD,
an unsung
Hero of my Childhood.
My Collection of books by Mr. Hurwood.
It must
have been in 1970 or 71 that I realized that books without illustrations were
much better than those with illustrations. Or at least a book with only a few
illustrations was better than one full of illustrations. I was only 10 at the
time and it wasn’t all that easy to find (young) adult horror books. Be they
hardback or paperback. I had almost memorized all of the “Robert J. Arthur” edited
anthologies by the end of the 3rd grade. I had received a whopping
$5.00 for my birthday that year and spent it all on paperbacks at the chain
bookstore in the Eastland Mall in Columbus. Those 5 bucks purchased me 10 “AceDoubles”! Being the undiscerning young man that I was, I went and picked the
books purely by their covers. Sadly, while the covers were actually neat, the
books were simultaneously a tad too complicated and not exploitive enough for
my unrefined reading tastes. So I ended up being mighty disappointed with my
picks.
This was at
the time we were being introduced to the “Scholastic Book club” at school.
Every few months the teacher would pass out these small 4-5 page flyers with a
selection of paperbacks selected and printed by “Scholastic books”. I can’t say
that I was overwhelmed by the selection. I remember it being mostly stuff like
“Curious George”, Clifford the Big Red Dog” and stuff like that. As luck would
have it my friend Rod, who was 2 years ahead of me, showed me the catalog/flyer
that the older kids were given. Now this was the good stuff that they were
keeping from the 1st-3rd graders! This stuff was more to
my liking! They had “Encyclopaedia Brown”, “The 3 Investigators”, “Homer
Price”, “H.G. Wells and best of all, HORROR STORIES! And not just any Horror
Stories, they had “Edgar Allan Poe”,”H P Lovecraft” and “BERNHARDT J.
HURWOOD”!!!!!! Poe was too dry and
Lovecraft was too trippy for my 10 year old soul, but Mr. Hurwood hit the spot,
scratched the itch, tripped my trigger and blew my gaskets!
I think it’s a great shame, but Mr. Hurwood
isn’t exactly a household name. He deserves to be one though. He was a writer
who specialized mostly in the Occult and Erotica during the early 60s to late
70s. Several of his books on the occult were short snappy retellings of
European and Asian legends of ghosts, demons and various Monsters such as
werewolves and vampires. Several of the collections were cannibalized and
repackaged by the Scholastic Book club under such titles as “Ghosts, Ghouls and
other Horrors” and “Vampires, Werewolves and other Demons”. Now those are great
titles for books being peddled to little kids! But then again this is a
publisher who sold Lovecraft to children. Respect!
Now back to my friend Rod. When I saw the
cool books that were available I went and begged the teacher to let me order
these instead of the “little kid” books. She finally caved in and allowed me to
order the older kid books. I can’t
remember which book I ordered first. It was either the “Vampires and
Werewolves” or “Ghosts and Ghouls”. It didn’t matter though. I was in hog
heaven regardless. Mr. Hurwood´s genius was that the retellings that he wrote
were faitly short. Only 3 to 5 pages long and that they were so
entertainingly disgusting that I almost went insane with glee. Here are a few
excerpts from the tales…..
“Before
long the town was in a state of panic. People were afraid to sleep in their own
houses for fear of these nightly assaults, but nothing they did seemed to have
any effect on the “vrykolakas”. Abandoning exorcisms and prayers, they took to
stabbing the body with repeated sword thrusts, but this too proved fruitless.
Finally they took the body from it’s
coffin, smeared it with tar and pitch, placed it atop a huge pyre, and burned
it to cinders”
“Lying on
its side, the corpse was ruddy and fresh looking. The hair and nails had grown
long, the jaws gaped open, and the lips, damp with blood, glistened as the
thick red liquid dribbled down the corners of the mouth.”
“To their
horror they found a corpse inside that had the face of a living man. It’s body
was covered with hideous white hair, and clutched in it’s hands was the severed
head of the unfortunate Liu. The corpse
held the head so tightly that they had to chop of it’s arms in order to free
it. When this was done fresh blood gushed out from the arm sockets. Liu’s head,
however, was completely dry.”
“The
previous occupant of the house had been a senile old man who had grown incredibly fat. It had been a number of days
after his death that he had been found, and even then, his immense size made it
impossible to remove his remains without cutting holes in the doorways to
permit getting him through them. When this has finally been accomplished, decay
and putrification had set in to a considerable extent.”
“The rats
had come! This time there was no escape. Dropping to his knees, Hatto began to
pray, but his prayers were not answered. When the thousands of furry horrors
him his screams were drowned out by the gnawing, the tearing, the squealing and
the grinding. And by the time they had finished, there was nothing left of him
but a pile of white bones.”
You can not imagine how much I loved these
books. I have all 5 of his Scholastic editions and 3 regular paperback
editions. Of the scholastic, 2 are original stories and 3 are retellings of
traditional folk tales. The 3 volumes of retelling were mostly originally
printed in “Monsters and Nightmares” from Belmont Books and “Vampires,
Werewolves and Ghouls” from Ace Books. The collections with original stories
are “Haunted Houses”, “Ghost Ghouls and other Horrors” and “Vampires,
Werewolves and other Demons”. “Eerie tales of Terror & Dread” and “Chilling
Ghost Stories” are original stories written by Mr. Hurwood.
Mr. Hurwood
passed away in 1987 of cancer.
Here is his
obituary from the New York Times……
Bernhardt Hurwood Is Dead; Wrote on Variety of Subjects
Published: January 26,
1987
Bernhardt J. Hurwood, the
author of 64 books on a wide variety of subjects, died of cancer Friday at Beth Israel Medical Center. He was 60 years old and lived in Manhattan.
Mr. Hurwood's most recent
book was ''Writing Becomes Electronic: Successful Authors Tell How They Write
in the Age of the Computer.'' His earlier works included ''My Savage Muse,'' an
imaginary autobiography of Edgar Allan Poe; ''Vampires, Werewolves and
Ghouls,'' ''Passport to the Supernatural,'' ''The Golden Age of Erotica'' and
''The Whole Sex Catalogue.''
Mr. Hurwood was born on July
22, 1926,
in New
York, and attended Northwestern University. He served one term on the board of
directors of the Mystery Writers of America. He was also a member of the
American Society of Journalists and Authors, the Authors Guild, the Computer
Press Association and the Writers Guild of America, East.He is survived by his
wife, Marci Vitous-Hurwood; and a brother, Theodore, of Pacifica, Calif.
Thank you so much for these
wonderful books Mr. Hurwood where ever you are. I am in your debt for all of
the wonderful hours of reading pleasure and gory fun!
Here are to "Berhardt J. Hurwood" links:
Bernhardt J. Hurwood at "Fantasic fiction"
Bernhardt J. Hurwood at "ISFDB"
And now for a little
“aside”.
A few weeks ago I received
a copy of “Eerie Tales of Terror & Dread” from a Canadian book Dealer
through Abebooks. When my copy arrived I saw from the inscription on the title
page that it was originally owned by a girl named “Roswitha Pilz” who was in Mr. Campbell’s 5th
grade class.
While thumbing through the book a small slip of paper feel out. At
first I thought it was just a piece of paper that had been used for a book
marker. I had a pleasant surprise when I turned it over!
I truly hope that the girls
had a good time that day almost 37 years ago.
Take care and thanks for
stopping by.
Doug
That's awesome! I can imagine little Roswitha Pilz keeping the five graders up all night with the Hurwood tales. I particularly like how the author write "overni" and realizing there wasn't room for the "ght" tried to erase the "ni" and print the rest on the following line.
AntwortenLöschenI couldn't get into these "trues legend" collections though I do have a copy of TERROR BY NIGHT (maybe I'll give it a try). I tried reading those massive John Canning "50 Tales..." collections & was plain bored. I still have three of them somewhere.
Hi,
AntwortenLöschenthese can't be compared to those Canning collections. Those suck big time. They have nothing but poor writing and dull stories. The Hurwood books are inspired insanity! I went on a mssive re-read these past few weeks and they are still great fun. "Terror by Night" is good fun but not quite as gonzo as the Monster collections. Regardless though, all of these are much much better than the Canning collections.
Take care.
Doug
Thanks for the tip Doug; I'll give TERROR BY NIGHT a chance. As for Canning, I thought perhaps it was me & maybe they needed a re-read, but "suck big time" is enough of a deterrent.
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Frank
Hi Frank, maybe "suck big time" is a wee bit harsh, but compared to Hurwood the Canning collections are(to put it simply) lame, boring,poorly written and no fun.
Löschentake care.
Doug
That's awesome. Little Ms. Pilz got that book on my 13th birthday.
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