Alfred Hitchcock’s Monster Museum
Edited by Robert Arthur
Random House 1965
Armada Lion 1973
My Random House 1965 hardback
The 1973 Armada paperback "sissy" edition
Contents:
“Monster Museum” is my favourite of the three “Alfred Hitchcock” young
reader’s horror anthologies that came out in the 1960s when I was just starting
grade school. I’m still amazed to this very day that they got away with
peddling such grizzly fare to little kids. Not that you’ll ever see me
complaining. I think that simply fact is
that horror stories being offered to children was underneath any sort of PC
radar that might have existed back then. There are some seriously grisly
stories in this collection. Two tales deal with the probable end of the world,
three with grisly agonizing deaths and one with child abuse. Those are some
pretty heavy themes for a ten your old to wrap their mind around. Of course
there’s nothing unusual when you realize that the stories are all pulp magazine
reprints selected by Robert Arthur. All of these tales originally appeared in
such magazines as Blue book, Fantastic and Weird Tales. Not a single one of
them was written with children in mind. I’m extremely happy though that Robert
Arthur and the folks at Random house decided that these stories were just the
thing to get youngsters interested in reading. I know that these Alfred
Hitchcock horror anthologies changed my life by turning me into a life long fan
of the macabre.
Robert Arthur is probably the most read, but least known or appreciated
anthologist of the 20th century. He was responsible for almost all
of the Alfred Hitchcock anthologies up till the middle 1970s. He was also a
fine writer of mystery and horror. His most famous novels have to be the firsts
20 or so books in the “Three Investigator” series that was released under the
Alfred Hitchcock by-line.
Now let’s take a look at a few of the stories that left such an
impression on me that I haven’t forgotten them even after more than 41 years.
Slime by Joseph Payne Brennan
Mr. Brennan was one of the last great “Weird Tales” authors to arise
during the magazines final years of its first incarnation. “Slime” is a
wonderfully gory and chilling story of a living mass of slime, which due to a
massive undersea earth quake, gets washed up on a New England beach only to
wreck death and havoc on a small community before being roasted alive by a
national guardsman wielding a flamethrower. Reading about hunters,
boyfriends and hobos getting ingested alive in the most horrible manner
imaginable makes this an excellent bedtime reading for small children. God
bless you Mr. Arthur! I did feel sorry for one particular dog though.
“The Man who sold Rope to the Gnoles” by Idris Seabright (Margaret St. Clair)
A rope salesman tries something that no other salesman
before him ever succeeded at. He decides to sell rope to the Gnoles. The Gnoles
are a race of gnome like beings. They are small in stature, tentacled and possessing
jewelled eyes. It turns out that the Gnoles eat flesh and don’t like being
cheated. The rope peddler doesn’t know this and goes about swindling the Gnoles
to his regret. He is bound with his own samples, taken prisoner, put in the
pens, fattened and slaughtered ( without being tortured) in the most humane
manner. The story is told in such a
gleefully low key manner that makes it’s ending all the more horrible. I go
back and re-read this one every few years.
Mrs. Sinclair was one of Weird Tales magazine’s most
popular writers during its later years. She used the “Seabright” pseudonym when
selling stories to other magazines.
“Doomsday Deferred” by Paul Ernst
“Doomsday” has to be the first ant oriented horror
story that I can remember reading. IA young and ambitious Lepidopterist is
underway in the Amazon Basin looking for one
of the worlds most valuable butterflies. He is contacted by a poor farmer from
the interior who promise the young man all the butterflies and cocoons he wants
in exchange for 50 head of cattle to be shipped upriver to the farmer’s small
parcel of land lying between the river and the jungle’s edge. To seal the deal the farmer even leaves a
large amount of gold nuggets behind as collateral. The young Lepidopterist
puzzled by the whole situation tells the farmer that with so much money he can
buy all the cattle he needs with out also having to search for butterflies and
cocoons. The farmer says he can’t stay away from his farm for such a length of
time needed to travel down river to make the purchase on his own. The young
scientist agrees to assist him. A few days later he visits the farmer’s small
piece of land. Anyways it turns out that a colony of dreaded Army ants have
finally become sentient and are using the farmer to assist them in obtaining
enough food to be able to leave the jungle for the wider world outside.
This was written when the theory of “Hive Minds” was first publicized
and uses this theory in a very effective manner. The story is genuinely
frightening in its implications. And
once more it’s great to consider what they were thinking when they decided to
add this one to a children’s anthology. You have various farm animals and a
family getting eaten alive by ants before the story is over. This is another masterpiece of “grue” chosen
by Mr. Robert Arthur. Bravo Robert!
“The Desrick on the Yandro” by Manly Wade Wellman
“Desrick” is the first “Silver John/John the Balladeer” that I ever
read. Silver john was a balladeer who wandered the back ways of Appalachian
North Carolina. s always coming to the assistance of the mountain folk who were
being threatened by various supernatural entities and dangers. To combat these
evils John would use his belief in God and his own knowledge of white magic.
These have to be some of the most beautifully written fantasy/horror tales that
have ever been written. This particular
story deals with disbelief, arrogance, greed, unrequited love and revenge, with
some really cool Appalachian monsters thrown in.
These stories are still in print, so go to Amazon and buy the collection
“Who Fears the Devil?”. You be glad that you did.
“Homecoming” by Ray Bradbury.
“Homecoming” has to be one of Mr. Bradbury’s most famous stories. It is
also the greatest Halloween story ever written. Did you know that the “Family”
is also the inspiration for “The Addams Family”? Well now you do!
Timothy is the only mundane/mortal member in a family of immortal, but
completely human in their own way, family of monsters. It’s Halloween and the
“Family’s” once in a hundred years reunion is being held at timothy’s family
house. The story describes Timothy’s excitement over the upcoming festival and
also his sadness at being an outsider within his own family, and one who is
doomed to die a mortal death one day. This story captures the feeling and
spirit of Halloween and the autumn season. It’s spooky and bitter sweet. Just
like many of the best childhood memories are.
“Monster Museum” is a wonderful
collection of stories culled from the pulps, by a master anthologist, which is
by no means “just for young readers”. It’s fairly easy to find at affordable
prices on EBay of Abebooks. So please do yourself a big favour and look it
up. I have to point out that only the
hardback Random House edition has the monumentally cool interior art by Earl a.
Mayan.
Take care and thanks for stopping by.
Doug
Also a favorite of mine from my youth! I remember the artwork within perfectly complementing the stories and elevating the eerie factor. The hardback edition I had I passed on to my nephew and it remains on my sister's bookshelf to this day. I have such fond memories of the book that I secretly have considered swiping it back! lol
AntwortenLöschenI've managed to hang onto to mine over the years. The 3 AH anthologies,Robert Arthur's "Ghosts and More Ghosts" plus the two "Tales to Tremble by" anthologies opened up a whole new world to me back then.
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AntwortenLöschenI had to go to Amazon to find a copy. Thanks for the information...
AntwortenLöschenYou are welcome! and I'm glad that you found a copy!
AntwortenLöschenDoug
I would kill for some of these horror books. Been searching around, pretty heard to find books. You got me on a hunt though. thanks and good article. :)
AntwortenLöschenabebooks is probably the best place to look.
AntwortenLöschenAnd I'm glad that you enjoyed it.
Doug
I keep visiting looking fornew entries. Hope nothing is wrong.
AntwortenLöschenI'm missing your posts.
AntwortenLöschenI'm the on-line editor for Weird Tales Magazine now and it's currently taking up all of my time.
AntwortenLöschenAnd I do appreciate your asking.
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